Tag: random musings
member name: James s F.
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April 21, 2006 01:43 AM EDT --
What? You're writing about an Inflatable Chicken ? Of all the folderall, in my day we wrote about stuff that mattered. The New Deal, Commies in the guv'ment and under our beds. Real stuff. . . . more
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April 11, 2006 07:55 PM EDT --
When I was in High School, and spring break rolled around, my dad always asked me which job I was going to try down at his packing plant. Damned if inventory control wasn't always full, as was fork-lift . . . more
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May 04, 2006 01:54 PM EDT --
In the year 1776, Father Junipero Serra camped on the coast of California. As he sat upon a small camping stool of wood and tanned cattle hide he stared at the parchment stretched before him on a make-shift . . . more
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March 27, 2006 04:03 AM EST --
Back when I was scoutmastering here's a recipe that we'd make at camp. EZ 3 Bean Salad. (To serve 6 ) One can each of Red Kidney Beans, CeCe Garbanzo Beans, Cut Green Beans, small can of . . . more
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April 12, 2006 08:09 PM EDT --
In see her in full regalia, Lady MacBeth. But makeup must have taken too long, for she seems mad at something her little puppy did, locked in the dressing room. "Out damned Spot! Out . . . more
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April 11, 2006 12:30 PM EDT --
If you perform research, or have children who use the Internet for research then you owe it to yourself to search John's name on Wikipedia. This 'hoax' or rather, malicious prank , . . . more
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April 15, 2006 01:16 AM EDT --
Actually it was Eve, back in the garden, who started the whole evolution versus creation debate when she said to Adam, "Hey! Give me back my apple, ya big ape!" - Jim Fox
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August 27, 2006 11:59 AM EDT --
Bronzed and gold neck chains.
His fortune from doing grass.
A damn good lawn man.
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April 12, 2006 02:14 PM EDT --
I thought I'd write a poem pedantic
and rhyme perhaps with semantic
but stumbled when I got to Moya
which perhaps rhymes with Sequoia
(and on east coast maybe with foyer.)
But she can't quickly . . . more
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March 16, 2006 02:46 AM EST --
Walk? She's sure I said,
The silly dog twists her head,
Walk! Her joy- my health.
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April 11, 2006 07:05 PM EDT --
When my middle brother, Joe, returned from his Peace Corp stint in Fiji he could out drink us all. The main industry on the island where he taught math and dug latrenes was the brewery. . . . more
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March 27, 2006 11:35 PM EST --
Musket ball struck bone.
Not fatally for the bear.
Great, great grandpa died.
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March 31, 2006 02:30 AM EST --
I really love you.
Trust me, I'd not lie to you -
HIDE! My wife came home!
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March 22, 2006 02:58 AM EST --
Wears it to the beach.
She oils up then shouts, Hey Perv!
What'cha gawking at?
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March 28, 2006 01:52 AM EST --
Thunder claps so near,
child and dog cowered in fear.
Wry smile when recalled.
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March 28, 2006 01:46 AM EST --
Bronzed and gold neck chains.
His fortune from doing grass.
A damn good lawn man.
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March 29, 2006 01:47 AM EST --
Heaven's Gate Cultist,
And devil in 'Damn Yankees'
Both named Applegate!
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March 27, 2006 10:35 PM EST --
Now before somebody starts foaming at the mouth, let me preface my suggestion with the fact that I was a scoutmaster for many years, still train flag presentation teams, and learned the pledge before 1955 . . . more
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March 31, 2006 04:28 PM EST --
Finds joy in its rise;
She is concerned as it falls -
(Elevator ride.)
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